Beverages British

Holiday Wassail Punch

Tea, cranberry, apple and orange juices simmer with cinnamon and cloves in the slow cooker for a warm holiday punch that makes the kitchen smell substantially more organized than it is.

Holiday Wassail Punch

What It Is

Tea, cranberry, apple and orange juices simmer with cinnamon and cloves in the slow cooker for a warm holiday punch that makes the kitchen smell substantially more organized than it is.

Origin

Wassail has English roots as a spiced communal drink associated with winter celebrations.

Fun Fact

The word 'wassail' is tied to an old toast meaning roughly 'be in good health.' The punch bowl was networking before networking had name tags.

Prep
10 min
Cook
1 hr
Temp
Slow cooker HIGH
Total
1 hr 10 min
Servings
12 mugs
(portion sizes are a suggestion, not a law)
Difficulty
easy
Gluten-Free Dairy-Free Nut-Free
Diet
Vegetarian, Vegan, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free
Away Mission
40 min walk
(Spock could calculate this more efficiently, but where's the fun in that)

Ingredients

  • 4 cups hot brewed tea
  • 4 cups cranberry juice
  • 4 cups unsweetened apple juice
  • 2 cups orange juice
  • 1 cup sugar
  • ½ cup lemon juice
  • 3 cinnamon sticks
  • 12 whole cloves

Steps

  1. Combine tea, juices and sugar in a 5-quart slow cooker.
  2. Tie cinnamon and cloves in cheesecloth and add to the cooker.
  3. Cook on HIGH about 1 hour, until hot. Remove the spice bag and serve warm.

Notes

Taste before the final adjustment. A recipe should guide dinner, not bully it. If it needs a little more acid, sweetness, salt or heat, make the change in small steps instead of launching the whole spice rack into orbit.

Nutrition Facts
Per 1 mug
Calories 170
Burning this off: several minutes of aggressively pretending to enjoy a work Zoom call.
% Daily Value*
Fat 0.0 g 0%
Saturated + Trans 0 g 0%
Cholesterol 0 mg
Sodium 0 mg 0%
Carbohydrate 43.0 g
Fibre 3.0 g 11%
Sugars 35.0 g 35%
Protein 1.0 g
Potassium 360 mg 8%
Calcium 35 mg 3%
Iron 0.4 mg 2%
*5% or less is a little, 15% or more is a lot. Sodium levels calculated in a country with universal healthcare — and it's free, so don't worry about it too much.
A genuinely respectable nutrition profile. No red flags here — go ahead and feel a little smug about it.

Substitutions

Use equivalent ingredients where needed for allergies or availability, but keep the main sweet/sour/salty/spicy balance intact. This is cooking, not a hostage negotiation.

Storage

Keep covered and chilled. Fresh-fruit or dairy drinks are best used within 1–2 days; fizzy drinks are happiest served the same day before the bubbles file for retirement.

Freezing

Freeze still fruit bases or concentrates if useful, but add carbonation after thawing. Dairy-heavy drinks are better made fresh.